I put the cup in the cupboard, I put the dust right into the pan

I know the books on the shelves won't put themselves in their place

I fold all of the laundry, I pull out the watering can

I journal the dreams, I put all the creams on my face

It's my silly little life with my pretty little dreams

Go to work, hit the hay, take a shower, masturbate

And I swear I really try, I make plans and meditate

I know life's supposed to be special, but it's just another day

I put my face in a carefree smile

I put my hand in her hand

I say "my place isn't far, hop in the car and we'll go"

I put on the same old playlist for every one night stand

Then we strip and we stick to the sexual script that we know

It's my silly little life with my pretty little dreams

Go to work, hit the hay, take a shower, masturbate

And I swear I really try, I make plans and meditate

I know life's supposed to be special, but it's just another day

And it's ordinary

And it's arbitrary

When I count my heartbeats

It gets really scary

When death comes knocking at my door

She'll find me in my room folding clothes into a drawer

It's my silly little life with my pretty little dreams

Go to work, hit the hay, take a shower, masturbate

And I swear I really try, I make plans and meditate

I know life's supposed to be special, but it's just another day