I dream of occasional fanzine mentions

I've been to one too many David Lynch Conventions

I play postal chess with a man who doesn't know me

I've got a better frown than Tony Iommi

And I've got a 4AD3DCD

A 4AD3DCD

A 4AD3DCD

And I'm on a foundation course

Formed a band and had loads of good songs like

"Love Froth Tuesday", "Pancake Candy Shoes"

Got a good guitarist, but he's got a sad barnet

"Kiss Cream Carnival", "Lime Sky Spooky Pills"

It's me 4AD3DCD

Me 4AD3DCD

Me 4AD3DCD

And I'm on a foundation course

Playing eerie madrigals

On the campus egg slicer

I'm a pop sensation

I'm an all-round icon

Thank God Cardigan

Laugh Crash Sunday School

Kiss Cream Carnival

Lime Sky Spooky Pills

The flotsam, the jetsam

The cherubim and seraphim

On me foundation course

Of course

You're the man, Ray

It's me 4AD3DCD

Me 4AD3DCD

David Dundas got no rock cakes

It don't worry me none bro'