Exhibit A

So the witness takes the stand

Someone yawns as my girlfriend walks in

And blows a kiss

To the prosecution

Evidence now that I know just how

I got myself into this mess

After a short recess

The court is called to order

The court reporter

Starts to take my defense

I take the stand and I plead

Eloquently

Without an alibi

My girlfriend winks and waves goodbye

I should've had a heart attack

Or some sort of accident

So I'd forget all the hand holding

I wasted on you

I should've had a heart attack

So let's kiss and make up

If not let's shake hands and break up

On the courthouse steps we sat

No proof that there ever was a past

Beyond a shade

Beyond any shadow

Of any doubt

The time we spent

If I'm guilty you're not innocent

I should've had a heart attack

Or some sort of accident

So I'd forget all the hand holding

I wasted on you

I should've had a heart attack

Heart attack

Heart attack

So let's kiss and make up

If not let's shake hands and break up