Pyramid Poop Song (I Poop Pyramids)

I poop pyramids

I poop p-p-p-pyramids

Pyramids

I poop pyramids

I poop pyramids

I poop p-p-p-pyramids

Pyramids

I poop pyramids

Pushing out the tip feels just great

But not so much when it's down to the base

My bum hole's gotta open up really wide for it

But once it's out, I turn around and I adore it

I poop pyramids

I poop p-p-p-pyramids

Pyramids

I poop pyramids

I poop pyramids

I poop p-p-p-pyramids

Pyramids

I poop pyramids

Four triangle shaped sides meet at the top

I push really hard until I hear a plop

The bottom part is shaped like a square

One time, I found one hiding in my underwear

I poop pyramids

I poop p-p-p-pyramids

Pyramids

I poop pyramids

I poop pyramids

I poop p-p-p-pyramids

Pyramids

I poop pyramids

I bet Egyptian Pharaohs had pyramid defecation

They looked at their poop and they felt inspiration

Nothing brings a bigger smile to my face

Than pushing out a poop that's pyramid-shaped

I poop pyramids

I poop p-p-p-pyramids

Pyramids

I poop pyramids

I poop pyramids

I poop p-p-p-pyramids

Pyramids

I poop pyramids