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詞曲
David John Jones
詞曲創作
歌詞
Florida Man!
Lewd acts on a flight to Boston
Alligator possession
Five hundred K
Stolen cryptocurrency
Homemade gadgets hacking gas pumps
Steals ambulance, drives into the mud
Sale of monkey
To a celebrity
Florida Man, yeah
Everybody's heard them
The tales and the stories
Of the Florida Person
Everything and anything
They defy general logic
Florida Man:
Novel or psychotic?
Valuable turtle stolen
Driving down the highway on a lawnmower
Dressed as Spiderman
Doing roof power-washing
Attacked by a Florida squirrel
Naked down the highway on a bicycle
Calling the police
For some liquor and ice cream
Florida Man, yeah
Everybody's heard them
The tales and the stories
Of the Florida Person
Everything and anything
They defy general logic
Florida Man:
Novel or psychotic?
Florida Man, yeah
Everybody's heard them
The tales and the stories
Of the Florida Person
Everything and anything
They defy general logic
Florida Man:
Novel or psychotic?
I just wanna know
Mr. Florida Man
Ooh
I get stuck in a port-a-potty
I just wanna know
Mr. Florida Man
Ooh
Why do my toes feel wet and soggy?
I have a lot of questions
Like why do you break into my restaurant?
To play bongos and eat ramen?
And why do you steal some sausage?
I find it so confusing
That you try to shoot a hurricane
And I find it quite amusing
You went to Apple, tried to sue them
Florida Man, yeah
Everybody's heard them
The tales and the stories
Of the Florida Person
Everything and anything
They defy general logic
Florida Man:
Novel or psychotic?
Written by: David John Jones
