Damn Sandwich

“Damn Sandwich” 

 Matt Wynn 

 Bill Anderson 

 Bobby Tomberlin 

 3-17-22

VS 1

 Woke up this morning wrong side of the bed 

 Got a crick in my neck & a pounding head 

 I’m down to my last nerve 

 Don’t yiu get on it 

 No I don’t wanna talk, I don’t wanna kiss 

 Ain’t nothing broke that you can fix 

 Kinda sounds like you outta shut your mouth now don’t it 

CHORUS

 Make your own coffee, iron your own shirt 

 Kiss your own self when ya leave for work 

 Let the dog out to play in the yard 

 Bring the mail in it ain’t that hard 

 Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine 

 W/ a pint of ice cream & a bottle of wine ,

 BTW, Have a nice day & if ya get hungry , 

 Make your own damn sandwich 

 VS 2

 Ya didn’t do nothing wrong but it’s all your fault 

 I don’t need a reason to be ticked off 

 I wanna be mad & you’d be wise to let me 

 Forget about me for a little while 

 Don’t try so hard to make me smile 

 I’ll let ya know when I’m ready for your to come get me 

BRIDGE

 Chances are tomorrow I’ll change my mind 

 I’ll wake up & I’ll be fine 

 Ok? But for Today…

CHORUS

 Outro/fade out saying things like 

 “Lord knows you have enough Bologna to stack it high” 

 “Maybe add some Lettuce. As in Let Us be in separate rooms” etc.