It's lawless and rugged but in the desert we say fuck it

We don't need to shoot you

We'll just stomp you into the asphalt

115° it'll burn your ass like a stove

Yeah but this ain't no kitchen

So quit your bitching

Shut up and listen

Have you met my friend the Butcher?

He'll slice you up and serve you to the rattlesnakes

So fuck you if you a fake

Say your prayers

The blazing sun don't care

I know the desert is unfair

I'm just a cowboy without a care

It's a wild ride and we rollin through the desert

Bring your best behavior

You gonna get fucked up

'Cause it's a wild ride

And you gonna die like a bitch

Way out west where nobody behaves

Call up Hayley Williams

This is misery business

There's too many cooks in the kitchen

And I need her to listen

'Cause I grew up wrestling gators in the street

Coach pulled me aside

Told me I was too tough to compete

Now even when we lose

Make the neighbors want to move

But I live in the desert

And it's kind of depressing

But I still import my gators straight from Tallahassee

Dress 'em in a bow

I keep 'em looking classy

But they don't do well west of Amarillo

Place ran dry

Now they all gonna die

I know the desert is unfair

I'm just a cowboy without a care

So come and feel the western air

I'm just a cowboy without a care

It's a wild ride and we rollin through the desert

Bring your best behavior

You gonna get fucked up

'Cause it's a wild ride

And you gonna die like a bitch

Way out west where nobody behaves

Nobody behaves

Diggin' ditches for your grave

Nobody behaves

Diggin' ditches for your grave

We way out west where nobody behaves

That's right

We diggin' ditches for your grave

We way out west where nobody behaves

That's right

We diggin' ditches for your grave

Way out west where no one behaves

Digging ditches for your grave

Way out west where nobody behaves

We digging ditches for your grave

So whatchu gonna do about it punk?

I know the desert is unfair

I'm just a cowboy without a care

So come and feel the western air

I'm just a cowboy without a care

It's a wild ride

It's a wild ride

'Cause we way out west where nobody behaves