Wonderful Disguise

Through the curtains the daylight crept I looked at my lover as she slept And as I watched her face I wept... It was a wonderful disguise It was a wonderful disguise As I was driving into town The guy in the next car turned around And as I met his gaze I found It was a wonderful disguise It was a wonderful disguise Outside the museum I was addressed By a blind man in his pants and vest I was most impressed It was a wonderful disguise It was a wonderful disguise Fat woman, standing in a queue Her hat, shoes, coat and gloves were blue And when she turned around I knew It was a wonderful disguise It was a wonderful disguise I came home and halfway up the stair A drunk was tearing out his hair You should have heard him scream and swear It was a wonderful disguise It was a wonderful disguise The President was on the News at Ten Looking like he could use a friend And then I looked again It was a wonderful disguise It was a wonderful disguise Stood in front of the mirror all alone, Examined my features skin and bone, Looked at this face I've always known It was a wonderful disguise It was a wonderful disguise