Jazzercise

Have you tried jazzercising your nerves away? Spandex, lycra every single day Polymer amorous second layer of skin Lay there touching it exalted Spread your fingers and wiggle them Did you know Without the ego There is no narrative Just being here or having been That makes up for a nobody songwriter With nothing to say May as well jazzercise the nerves away Instead of walking down life's lonely highway Paraphrasing myself or that guy Lou Reed or both May as well keep a flesh vase healthy Rather just stay fit and focused you know? More dancery Less balladry No fuckery no more (You may as well jazzercise your life away You may as well You may as well You may as well You may as well) To reach into your bag of tricks And realize you're an old dog Maybe take up a hobby That rejuvenates your bod I think I'm gonna jazzercise my life away I think I'm gonna jazzercise my life away I think I'm gonna jazzercise my life away Or make stupid songs from now on I make stupid songs from now on I wanna have fun I wanna have fun I wanna have fun I wanna have fun