Fake goodness for the teacher

Nothing can go wrong

Act fortunate to be here

Dootle on the wall of a stall

You've been pulling your Pol Pot for long enough

I've been cooking in your pot for far too long

Fake goodness for the teacher

Nothing can go wrong

Act fortunate to be here

Dootle on the wall of a stall

I've been dooting in your plot for long enough

You've been doting on and on for far too long

You've been pulling your Pol Pot for long enough

I've been cooking in your pot for far too long