Suck-A-Thumb

Oh, Conrad dear I'll leave you here Don't suck your thumbs He always comes Fuck you, Mamma I am sucking them now Oh, Long Tailor comes He will cut your little suck-a-thumbs Thumbs are gone, gone and then Will they ever, ever grow again? Hello little children Hello little folks Tell me what you wanted Tell me what you saw Fuck you, Mamma I am sucking them now Mamma comes, Conrad stands Looks quite sad and shows his little hands Thumbs are gone, gone and then Will they ever, ever grow again? When you suck them, Tailor comes He will cut your little suck-a-thumbs Snip-snap, snip-snap, scissors go Little baby cries out, oh-oh-oh