Lazy Boy

Most people that I ever met

Shake my hand, but they're already dead

Those Spanish boots are full of lead

And each day I know you're gonna wake

And each night you go to sleep the same

I don't care about that, I care 'bout change

So in the morning when you rise up, say your prayer

So in the evening you can sink down into your chair

It's so comfy, you shut down without a care

But when you wake up, you may find that you ain't there

Five days you're workin' for the man

Tuesdays you gotta pay the rent

Here's something I don't understand:

You count the women that you bed

I can count the thoughts in your head

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept

So in the morning when you rise up, say your prayer

So in the evening you can sink down into your chair

It's so comfy, you shut down without a care

But when you wake up, you may find that you ain't there

Hey baby

I will not stay, I will not stay

Oh hey baby

I wanna change, I got to change

Hey baby

I will not stay, no no, there ain't no way