Your Fault

It's because of you there's a Giant in our midst And my wife is dead But it isn't my fault I was given those beans You persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans And without those beans There'd have been no stalk To get up to the Giants in the first place Wait a minute Magic beans for a cow so old That you had to tell a lie to sell it Which you told Were they worthless beans? Were they oversold? Oh, and tell us who persuaded you To steal that gold See, it's your fault No! So it's your fault No! Yes, it is It's not It's true Wait a minute, though I only stole the gold to get my cow back From you So it's your fault Yes! No, it isn't I'd have kept those beans But our house was cursed She made us get a cow To get the curse reversed It's his father's fault That the curse got placed And the place got cursed in the first place Oh, then it's his fault So It was his fault No! Yes, it is It's his I guess Wait a minute, though I chopped down the beanstalk Right? That's clear But without any beanstalk Then what's queer Is how did the second Giant get down here In the first place-? Second place Yes How? Hm Well, who had the other bean? The other bean? The other bean? You pocketed the other bean I didn't! Yes, I did So it's your f- No, it isn't 'Cause I gave it to my wife So it's her f- No, it isn't! Then whose is it? Wait a minute! She exchanged that bean To obtain your shoe So the one who knows what happened To the bean is you You mean that old bean That your wife- oh, dear But I never knew- And so I threw- Well, don't look here! So it's your fault! (but-) See, it's her fault (but-) And it isn't mine at all But what? Well, if you hadn't gone back up again We were needy! You were greedy Did you need that hen? But I got it for my mother So it's her fault, then Yes, and what about the harp In the third place? The harp, yes! She went and dared me to I dared you to? You dared me to! She said that I was scared to (me?) She dared me (no, I didn't) So it's your fault! Wait a minute If you hadn't dared him to And you had left the harp alone We wouldn't be in trouble (well, if you hadn't) In the first place (thrown away the bean in the first place) Well, if she hadn't raise them (it was your fault) In the first place (yes, if you hadn't raised them) Right, it's you who raised the beans In the first place (it's your fault) You're responsible! You're the one to blame! It's your fault! Shhh