There's the Rub

Try on thirty when you're fifty-five

It doesn't fit so good

Never early, only minutes late

When you're young and in the hood

Going sixty on the autobahn

I like the in-between

Into country when I'm on the farm

Inner peace when I'm feeling green

And I think I'm feeling green

But there's the rub

Isn't it classic?

You really wanna save your soul for us

Isn't it fantastic?

You never wanna pay the toll

You only wanna rock 'n' roll

You're impaired

I know, I know

And you're scared

I know, I know

Lifting 40s when I'm on my back

I'm drinking from the start

You're a classic hemophiliac

Can't stop your bleeding heart

A trip to Venice sounds like dynamite

Let's take a holiday

Grab a gondola and I'll buy some weed

Make this a perfect day

Carpe diem, Mr. Mayor!

But there's the rub

Isn't it classic?

You really wanna save your soul for us

Isn't it fantastic?

You never wanna pay the toll

You only wanna rock 'n' roll

You're impaired

I know, I know

And you're scared

I know, I know

You only wanna feel something

It shows, it shows

That you're scared

I know, I know

You only wanna feel something

It shows, it shows

Something

It shows, it shows, it shows, it shows

It shows

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

Oh baby, I know