Boll Weevil

Lemme tell you about a friend of mine His name's Boll Weevil, check him out Spends all day On his big butt And he don't ever ever get outside I come to visit I bring some sunshine And I just spread it all over the fire He's stuck on the big couch Stuck in his big shell He looks at the TV and he's alright I come from the drug lord The local drugstore Bug is a fly baby, he's never uptight And I wonder "Boll Weevil, why don't you get out of your home?" He said, "I'm comfortable here" "I don't wanna move, I don't wanna leave" I say "Boll Weevil, get right out of your home!" Hmm, hmm, hmm "Goodbye, I gotta stay I'll move some other day, bye bye Gotta go to sleep and let the tube shine Let the tube shine Let the tube shine Let the tube shine" Now I would tell you 'bout Boll Weevil But that bug is just too scary He's sittin' there all alone I try to coax him out with milk chocolate pies But he would not move a muscle, and I tried To make him see that the sun is shining outside To make him see that the sun is shining outside To make him see that the sun is shining outside To make a deal that the sun is shining outside To make him see that the sun is shining outside Check him out Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo Boll Weevil, get right out of your home Boll Weevil, get right out of your home Boll Weevil, get right out of your home Boll Weevil, get right out of your home Ohhhh Now I would tell you 'bout Boll Weevil But that bug is just too scary He's sittin there all alone And I try to coax him out with milk chocolate pies But he would not move a muscle and I tried To make him that the sun is shining outside To make him that the sun is shining now Look into the sun, it's shining outside Look into the sun, it's shining outside Look into the sun, it's shining outside Look into the sun, it's shining outside Look into the sun, it's shining outside Look into the sun, it's shining outside Look into the sun, it's shining outside Look into the sun, it's shining outside Look into the sun, it's shining outside Look into the sun, look into the sun Look into the goddamn sun Come on, little buggy Just a little bug