Dipshit

If I hear a bleach blonde love song I'm gonna snap somebody's neck If I see a love drunk beach bum I'm gonna crack somebody's head Yeah, when I get bored I do the dishes I liked myself more When I was a dipshit When I was in love When I was in love Oh, I was such a dipshit When I was in love Your window said, "Just married" So I keyed your car I want a kneecap Cupid With my dad's crowbar I'm a distant friend, retired lover A romantic undercover I get lonely and I miss it Being happily a dipshit When I was in love When I was in love Oh, I was such a dipshit When I was in love When I was in love When I was in love Oh, I was such a dipshit When I was in love When I was in love