Lecithin's Tale of a Dna Experiment That Went Horribly Awry

Here I sit planted in the mud. A mushroom of melted molecules. Where language has been reduced we can

only use abbreviations. skjlb hjkgdfn uji AhFGsd uWiaAn. Here comes the pony that one the Tony. There

were flaws in the experiment I’ll tell you bout it if you’re interested to know It was creepy the way they

hovered above end swooped down on the children. Their mouths agape exposing fangs of fire. run children

run

The three legged hyena cicadas migrated to the small northern sea port village called Durschfuch. The

horrible insects congregated above the Durschfuch elementary school and would spend an indecent amount

of time circling the playground. The citizens of the village were very alarmed by these new visitors, but since

they were a God fearing community and were not allowed to bring any harm to any of God’s creations, they

had to pretend to ignore the large grotesque arthropods and continue on with their lives as if there weren’t

any menacing predators swooping over their offspring. In time the hyena cicadas became hungry and this in

when the real terror ensued. As I stated earlier, the adults of the village, thought the best course of action

was to pretend the insects didn’t exist and continued to send the children out to the playground for recess.

Every day the same thing occurred; the children would stand apprehensively at the threshold of the front

gate until the teachers ordered them outside to “play”, then the children would run terrified towards the

shelter of the banyan trees that formed an oval around the perimeter of the school yard. There they would

spend the duration of recess huddling together under the trees, shaking with fear. For the first few weeks the

children managed each day to narrowly cheat death by hiding below the trees. Eventually the hyena cicadas

became mad with hunger and resolved to become more aggressive in their attempt to eat the children. One

of the more intelligent cicadas, who happened to be the most famished of all of them, had the idea that

some of the flock should hide among the foliage of the banyan trees while the others swooped over the

children as usual. Then when all of the children were in their normal positions under the trees, the hyena

cicadas hiding in the branches would descend upon them and kill them. After that all of the flonk could

gather under the trees for a delicious feast. His plan worked perfectly and the adults of the village watched

helplessly as the hyena cicadas ravenously devoured their beloved young ones