If we die young, we die young together

If you get sick, I'll be under the weather

If you're running late, I won't show up at all

Eventually the penitentiary in jail...

You'll be my first call

My first call

My first call

Be my first call

On the off chance that we grow old

Let's grow old together

Old enough to know

Not old enough to know better

If you're too drunk to drive

I'll take the keys and crawl

Eventually the penitentiary

If not there's a bar by the bail bonds store and it's...

Last call

Last call

Be my last call

Last call

Last call

Be my last call

When the coffin closes

I hope the bars are open

If they're not you'll be my...

When the torch you carry

Leads you to the mortuary

You'll be my...

Last call

Last call

Be my last call

Last call

Last call

Be my last call

When the coffin closes

I hope the bars are open...