Hi

 hi

  hi

   hello

Did you just kiss me?

Yes

 yes

Is it my birthday?

Yes!

 yes!

Are you my present?

Yes!

 yes -No!

  oh

Well anyway, hi

  hi

   hi

    hello

Where did you come from and how did you get here?

And who let you in? did you come here to rescue me!

-or were you just passing by -

       -I don't know

Well anyway, hi

    hi

     hi

      hello

Hi

 hi

  hi

   hello

'cos if it's my birthday I'm finally sixteen

And if you're a present then who are you from?

'cos I doubt that my mum and dad - where are my mum and dad?

Where are the guards - they're always here somewhere

Or did you sneak pass them? are you a burglar?

How totally brilliant! I'll show you were everything is

Just so long as you steal me as well (cos I quite like the look of you)

- why don't you shut up ! by 'you' I mean 'me'

I mean why don't I shut up, why do I keep talking

And why is your hand on my thigh?

        -I don't know

Well anyway, hi

    hi

     hi

      hello

Hi

 hi

  hi

   Hello, hello, hell-o!

Yes!

Who is that person?

     where?

       where?

Why is she hiding?

    Who?

      Who?

Is she your mother?

     My mother!

Well anyway bye

    What?!

      I've got to go

What?! wait, why?

    Well- ya know

        no

My mum will be worried

      -it's you that is worried

I mean she'll be scared

     -you're the one who is scared

Do I look like a scared kind of guy?

        Yes and no

Well anyway bye

    what?

      you've got to go!

          oh

So let's go if we're going - it was nice to have met you

And now we'll just leave - and he'll prob'ly forget you

And run to his mum

     -that's a lie

        -even so!

Well anyway

   Who are you anyway?

I'm just his auntie

   -Yeah she's just my auntie, she showed me the way here

And she made me kiss you

   -We're sorry to wake you, we'll leave you to sleep

Yes well now I'm awake!

   Yes

    if she made you kiss me then didn't you want to?

Well no - I mean yes, in a-

     -didn't you like it?

Well no I mean-

    -'no'!

     I mean yes!

        You said 'no'

Well I don't really know as I've never been kissed before

Well neither have I, but I think it was nice -

          -oh well yes so do I

I mean quite -

   -only quite?

      I mean yes it was nice

No you don't have to lie

     -I'm not lying

         -you lie!

Well I'm not - what I mean

      -what you mean is you're going

No I'm not - well I am. But the kiss was a really good kiss

You said 'quite'

    yes I did

      yes you did!

What I mean

   -What you mean is that-

         -Why don't you shut up!

By 'you' I mean 'her'. All that I mean is - I can't quite remember

Then why don't you give it another go!

         -Nice and slow!

Well anyway, hi

    hi, hello

Hi

 Hi!

  Hello, hello, hell-o

Who is the best! Who is the best !-

A shower of flowers for this happy hour!

He-e-llo

-What?

He-e-llo

 -still no power!

Hello

 Hello, he-e-llo

   -why?!

Hello!

 hello!

  hello

   hello?

     he-e-llo

Hello?

  hello?

    hey-hey!

He-e-llo

  hello!

    hello!

       hello

He-e-llo

  hello, hello!

Hello!

  hello

    hello

      he-e-llo

Hello!

  he-e-llo

    hello

     hello!

H-e-llo!

  hello!

Ah-ah-aha

Ah-ah-aha

Ah-ah-aha

Ah-ah-aha

Hello!

Hell-o!

Teatime Bertie! Millipede!

Hello! hello! hell-o!

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