Hay, if I could just eat hay
I wouldn't have a thing to loose
I'd only have to sleep and chew
Say, if I knew what to say
Wouldn't talk about Stalin's youth
I wouldn't be offending you
But if I'm honest, I'm not that honest
But at least I've got the guts to say
I get jealous, overzealous
No, I'd never cry again
If I was just like them
Change, if I could only change
I could solve my add
I could sell my fake degree
It's kind of strange
If she had only stayed
I wouldn't self medicate
I wouldn't have to meditate
But if I'm honest, I'm not that honest
But at least I've got cajones to say
I get jealous, overzealous
No, I'd never cry again
If I was just like all the rest of your friends
Floating through life without a voice in my head
God I wish I was just like them
If I was just like them
