So You Want To Be A Rock ‘N’ Roll Star

So you want to be a rock 'n' roll star

Then listen now to what I say

Just get an electric guitar

And take some time and learn how to play

And when your hair is right

And your pants are tight, it's gonna be alright

Then it's time you go downtown

Where the agent man won't let you down

Sell your soul to the company

Who is waiting for to sell plasticware

And in a week or two

If you make the charts, the girls'll tear you apart

The price you paid through riches and fame

To very strange game, you're a little insane

The money, the fame and the public acclaim

Don't forget what you are

You're a rock 'n' roll star

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