Road Trippin’ Blues

Wanted a family vacation

Just to get out of town

Had it all planned

Packed up the van

Ended up in a ditch somehow

We've got the blues, baby

Those road trippin' blues

(Bad, bad, news)

These seats smell weird

The baby is crying

She's probably mad we left her behind

Road, road trippin' blues

(La, la, la)

AC broke in Vanzilla

The windows won't roll down

The bean chips of doom

They spread noxious fumes

Can't breathe!

I think Mom passed out!

We've got the blues, baby

Those road trippin' blues

(Bad, bad, news)

The dog ran off

The baby's still crying

At least we didn't forget her this time

Road, road trippin' blues

(La, la, la)

It was one big family throw up

From the egg salad gone wrong

And that's how all of us wound up

Broke on stage singing this song

Broke on stage singing this song

Road, road trippin' blues

Yeah!