Verse 1:

Oh she took a light saber to my heart

And she picked my brain with a pocket knife

She said, "Say what's on your mind"

So I said, "I'm kinda hungry and you ain't my type"

Chorus:

She said I was cold as Hell

But Hell's not cold, I know

I know 'cause I've been there for the last half-hour or so

And the devil said it never snows

Bridge:

I guess I can wait awhile--see if the temperature changes

I guess I can wait awhile--try on a few more faces for you

Verse 2:

Oh she took me out on a shopping binge

'Cause she said that I was hurtin' for some cooler clothes

She said, "Don't you wanna be all that?

Like a Calvin Klein model in a video?"

(Chorus)

(Bridge)

2, 3, 4, 96

(Instrumental)

(Chorus)

(Bridge x3)