Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

You broke my heart, so I crashed your car

You say you're sorry, well, I bet you are

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

And bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla

I hate your face, but I like your mom's

You play it smart, but you look so dumb

Du-du-du-du-du-du-dumb

And ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I wanna fuck, let's go to my spot

But I'm too drunk and I can't get hard

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hard

And bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla

You said you love me but it's just for fun

Give me a chance and I'll make you a lady

Gaga-gaga-gaga-ga

And ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah

You like cocaine, but you don't like pot

You say I'm a loser 'cause I wanna puff

Pu-pu-pu-pu-pu-pu-puff

And bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla

You said goodbye, so guess what I've done

I called your best friend and I said, "Wassup!

Let's fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck"

So ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah

And then we went to your favorite club

She drank too much and she said, "You are

A twa-twa-twa-twa-twa-twa-twat"

And ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah-ah

Then I drove into a parking lot

She smiled and told me, "You have a massive"

Car

Car, car, ca-ca-ca-ca-

"Cock"

And ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah

I don't get how I fell in love

I guess I liked playing with your dog

It made me feel like we had a son

But fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck you

My mama told me that she never liked you

My life sucks and the blame is on you

So fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck you again

And no, no, no, no, no, no, no

You got me angry and now I love punk

I listen to The Smiths, crying alone

So please, please let me get what I want

So fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck you

All my friends they were right about you

You are so basic and you've got stupid tattoos

So fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck you again

And no, no, no, no, no, no, no

You said I'm ugly and my band sucks

But I just got a billion-streaming song

So kiss-kiss my bu-bu-bu–bu-bu-butt

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha