oh I wish I knew that wizard guy

every morning through the park, he walks by

one day I'll say hey

but I guess that's not gonna be today

he's dressed up all mystical

I hope he's not egotistical

he looks so cool all in clad in black

his very presence shows us there's something that we lack

he must be up working every night

keeping his temple clean and bright

he's tired walking home in the morning hours

his head must still be flying with the stars

bet he's got a lot on his mind

not many other people round here of his kind

you never see many magicians these days

maybe it's a trend, I hope it stays

oh I wish I knew that wizard guy

every morning through the park, he walks by

one day I'll say hey

but I'm afraid it would scare him away

bet he's walking home in a trance

or maybe he's doing a secret dance

conjuring with some sacred words

or listening to metal on his in-ear buds