Work hard
Play fair
Low cholesterol
Full head of hair
Eat well
Don't swear
Fill up the Volvo
With a thousand mile stare, thinkin'
I'm happy
So happy
So glad my
Mum had me
I'm lucky
So lucky
So happy
Baseball bat
Take that
Smash the gaff
Take that
He's at the village fair
He's screaming "I don't care!"
Inside his head, of course
Time flies with no remorse
He dreams of younger days
Late nights and escapades
Where did it all go wrong?
Inside his head he's thinking:
I'm happy
So happy
So glad my
Mother had me
I'm lucky
So lucky
So happy
Baseball bat
Take that
Smash the gaff
Take that
Baseball bat
Take that
Smash the gaff
Take that
Baseball bat!
Take that!
Smash the gaff!
Take that!
