Woke up, it's 'bout to be one hell of a day
I can smell it from the kitchen in the bed where I lay
I had a Hardee's biscuit waitin' on me callin' my name
My daddy's daddy went and got 'em when he topped off the tank
He was sittin' dippin' on a bandit riggin' a line
He said go and get your brother, meet me out back in five
At the truck
That's pullin' that eighty-four hydro-sport
Wasn't much of nothin' but was somethin' to us
That boat
Was flyin' down the Alabama river
Was a middle finger to other fishers, messin' 'em up
That thing was toppin' out at twenty-five
Rollin' through a no-wake sign
Trollin' wasn't somethin' we were doin'
It's called Evinrudin'
She was
The new edition talk of the town
She said, "What do y'all do around here to hang out?"
I said, "Oh, honey bun, darlin', I got the spot
You take a hook, a line, and sinker, tie 'em up in a knot
You just bring yourself a bottle of that Muscadine wine
And you meet me back here 'bout a quarter 'til nine"
At the truck
That's pullin' that eighty-four hydro-sport
Wasn't much of nothin' but was somethin' to us
That boat
Was flyin' down the Alabama river
Was a middle finger to other fishers, messin' 'em up
That thing was toppin' out at twenty-five
Rollin' through a no-wake sign
Trollin' wasn't somethin' we were doin'
It's called Evinrudin'
When you're cruisin' through the dew in the early sunrise
Water like glass, yeah, there ain't nothin' like it
Once you try it once you wanna do it again
Already got it cranked up so won't you climb on in?
To the truck
That's pullin' that eighty-four hydro-sport
Wasn't much of nothin' but was somethin' to us
That boat
Was flyin' down the Alabama river
Was a middle finger to other fishers, messin' 'em up
That thing was toppin' out at twenty-five
Rollin' through a no-wake sign
Trollin' wasn't somethin' we were doin'
It's called Evinrudin'
Evinrudin'
