Hypothetical Party

I'm an extroverted introvert

I see your story, feeling FOMO and it kinda hurts

But takin' drugs will only make it worse

I know it's sad but true

I'm just afraid of what they think of me

So I'll pretend to be somebody that I'll never be

And twenty minutes in, I'll wanna leave

It's what I always do

Mom calls me, it's Friday

Asking me, "Hon, what are ya doin'?"

I'm stallin', but I just say

"Nothing much"

I wanna go to a party where it's quiet

Where nobody's around and I'm fine

A hypothetical party, I'm a riot

Home in bed by like 10:45

I'm so done with fake friends, dead end

Conversations, I'm done not finding the one

I wanna go to a party where it's quiet

Where nobody's around and I'm fine

But hypothetically

I'm kinda vibing with the way it is

No time for drama, I don't give fuck you're in the biz

So come on over, we can chill a bit

It's what I'd rather do

Mom calls me, it's Saturday

Asking me, "Love, what are ya doin'?"

I'm stallin', but I still say

"Nothing" 'cause

I wanna go to a party where it's quiet

Where nobody's around and I'm fine

A hypothetical party, I'm a riot

Home in bed by like 10:45

I'm so done with fake friends, dead end

Conversations, I'm done not finding the one

I wanna go to a party where it's quiet

Where nobody's around and I'm fine

But hypothetically

Hypothetically

I wanna go to a party where it's quiet

Where nobody's around and I'm fine

A hypothetical party, I'm a riot

Home in bed by like 10:45

I'm so done with fake friends, dead end

Conversations, I'm done not finding the one

I wanna go to a party where it's quiet

Where nobody's around and I'm fine

But hypothetically

Hypothetically

Hypothetically