Exhausting Lover

I woke up in a truck stop parking lot

A girl in a red white and blue halter top was staring

Thick glasses like mine

And a low bored monotone vocal fry (I like that)

She said, who's the band on the bus? (What bus?)

That one, nerd, the one that you got off of

Oh, probably no one you've heard of

Don't know what came over me

As I awkwardly dropped my room key

I said I think that's yours

And three hours later I was banging this verse out

Oh no, head meet floor

I don't wanna do this no more

Every kiss is a jam band solo

Never gonna say YOLO no mo'

My mind says no

My body says hell no

Let this be over

Exhausting lover

Not sure if she couldn't stop

Or if she wouldn't stop

As the motel carpet gave me five more raw spots

What's that stabbing my back?

Ah, that's a wire from her halter top

There was an hour where her head kept banging

Against the bottom of a table top

I saw my life in a split screen

But life's just one shot

What the hell would I tell my girlfriend

But the thing is she's not my girlfriend anymore

I traded it all for some third degree carpet burns

Oh no, head meet floor

I don't wanna do this no more

Every kiss is a jam band solo

Never gonna say YOLO no mo'

My mind says no

My body says hell no

Let this be over

Exhausting lover

Then she handed me a Hot Wheels track

I said, girl that's pretty weird

Where did you get that?

She said never mind that

Here nerd beat my ass in the bath like my dad did

When I was a bad kid

I said, nah what's this!

Let me up out of the Motel Six

And tell me where my pants went

That's when I heard the door breaking

It wasn't housekeeping

It was her boyfriend

Don't know what came over me

Out the door in my boxer briefs

Some dude live tweeted

As I ran half-naked past a Cracker Barrel

Oh no, head meet floor

I don't wanna do this no more

Every kiss is a jam band solo

Never gonna say YOLO no mo'

My mind says no

My body says hell no

Let this be over

Exhausting lover

I don't wanna do this no more

Exhausting lover

I don't wanna do this no more