Horse Meat

He's got some real good, facial grooming 

 New t-Shirt every day 

 He went from cocaine to parachuting 

 Played some golf on the way..

 When he fell off the wagon was quite the leap 

 He went from mushroom burgers straight to horse meat

 Sick and tired of, chips and Red Bull 

 He dreamt of Phar Lap instead 

 Don't even cook him, straight on the table 

 and crack a raw quail egg 

 When he fell off the wagon was quite the leap 

 He went from tofu salad straight to horse meat