Irregulars

Whaddayou mean I can't have everything I want?

Who let you in here anyway?

I'm used to a certain standard of service

What have they done to this place?

I used to be a regular here

Everybody pretty much the same

Now they let irregulars waltz right in

Y'ask me, it's a cryin' shame

Wait, hold on, back up a bit

What's all this about "kindness"?

I don't have time for that kinda thing

Whaddya take me for, spineless?

All my people are regulars here

We have our regular tables.

Now they let irregulars sashay through the door

I don't believe in labels

And I don't hate anyone

I don't have hatred in my heart

But with all the irregularity here

This old place is falling apart

This good old-fashioned place is falling apart

Regulars are in my prayers

I fear they'll disappear

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Do you want Irregulars here?

They're gallivanting everywhere

Do you want Irregulars here?