The Arrival of the Judges

Before we get cracking

It's the judges you know and love

Please welcome back national treasure

Dame Pam Lee!

Hello

I am so delighted

To be here once more

Nibbling on your nougat

Is a thrill I just adore

I know how you're feeling

I'm a cook myself

I can't help you bake

But I'll give you clues

If you leak, or squirt

Or begin to ooze

And I'll always score you highly

If you add more booze!

And now, mister Blue Eyes himself

Yes, it's the man who puts the

"Ding" in "He Ding!"

Phil Hollinghurst!

Hiya everyone, you alright?

People think I'm scary

They don't understand

I'm a proper softie

And I might just shake your hand

He's a silver fox!

Oh, no

With his spiky locks

We're here to impart our years of skill

And our agents send them a lovely bill

But everybody loves them

It's Pam and Phil

The judges everyone!