I don't have AIDS

And I don't care about marriage

And I will never be pushing a loud ass baby

Around in a carriage

No, I'll just walk around with a scowl on my face like I'm Betty Friedan

Because the second wave feminist in me

Is at war with the dick sucking Black gay man

Who's sometimes looking for now

But also fifteen years later

And so the Grindr crowd turns me into a chronic

Stay-at-home masturbater

When I want to go out on a Saturday night, I don't feel that I can

Because the second wave feminist in me

Is at war with the dick sucking Black gay man

So I fall outside of the norm

'Cause I burn my bra to keep warm

While most of my brethren swarm to Beyoncé and Rihanna

And bareback and felching and so on

But they won't get AIDS

'Cause now they're taking Truvada

And I don't know what to say so I stay in my corner

And I just say nada

And watch them all do what they want without fear and without having a plan

Meanwhile the second wave feminist in me

Is at war with the dick sucking Black gay man

So nobody cums on my chest

And I come off sounding repressed

But maybe that's all for the best

If I want something deeper

And someone who thinks I'm a keeper

And who can understand my long hesitation

And who will take my hand and help me undo

This polarization

And lets me curl up with Charlene, Mary Jo, Julia, and Suzanne

Until the second wave feminist in me

Ends the war with his dick sucking Black gay man