Loaded Gun

(Hey, Mark, I'm so glad you could join us)

Oh, yeah

Oh, no, what's he doing with her, man?

You know, that's that bird that I was telling you about

That messed around with me and my bros

You know, I might be young

But I'm not naïve, you see?

This girl could chew you up and spit you out

Even after a damn big lunch, ha-ha-ha

So look out, boys

'Cause she's a loaded gun

Bang-bang, ooh, yeah, look out

She looked just like an ordinary girl

How was I supposed to know that she knew the world?

Outranked, shell-shocked

Shrapnel from the time before

I thought she was the girl

That I was lookin' for

She's like a loaded gun

She's out to getcha, getcha

Loaded gun, shoot, shoot, shoot

Loaded gun, fire

Loaded gun

Bang-bang, ooh, yeah, look out

Cold as fire with shotgun in her eyes

She's got notches in her belt from the other guys

When she gets you in her sights

It's like dynamite, she can blow an army apart

Oh, she'll shoot a bullet into your heart

She's like a loaded gun

She's out to getcha, getcha

Loaded gun, shoot, shoot, shoot

Loaded gun, fire

Loaded gun

Whoa, yeah

How about them apples, huh?

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I'm tellin' all you soldiers

Now, listen to my plan

Go to battle stations, it's red alert

Let's get her while we can

Like a loaded gun

She's out to getcha, getcha

Loaded gun, shoot, shoot, shoot

Loaded gun, fire, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Loaded gun) Oh, yeah, oh, oh, yeah

She's like a loaded gun

Yeah-oh