I was a dancer before I was born.

And with my first breath my sentence was drawn.

I was a dancer before I could walk.

I whirled around blindfolded until I touched the boards.

To the left, to the right.

To the left, to the right.

D-D-D-Dancer, Dancer!

I was a dancer before I could speak.

And then I first spelled the strong and the weak.

I was a dancer before I was sold.

The best time to buy is when the riots take hold.

To the left, to the right.

To the left, to the right.

D-D-D-Dancer, Dancer!

So you think you come dancing like no one has danced before?

I was a dancer for the king and the queen.

And through a back door I let the fleets in.

This time I win.