Oh, he's a magic cat, triangle wizard hat

His magic wand's one of those cat toys, mine's a baseball bat

He's such a grumpy guy, he'll scratch you on your face

He'd lend you a love potion, but he thinks it's a waste

He probably isn't wrong, I mean just look at you

Look at him, he's a handsome sorcerer, oh true and true

Runt of the litter yet becomes the very best

Turns bad guys into frog and sends them to the fucking vet

Kitty Litter

Kibble Wizard

Kill The Bloodline

Magic Feline

He's got a book of spells, licks pawns so he don't smell

He ain't no normal pussy, but that's obvious oh you can tell

I feed him kibble chow, makes bad guys say me-ow

Karate chop them on the head speech bubble says pow

His cloak is full of stars, his coat is full of scars

Catch a mouse and drink some milk and then he shreds his guitar

He serenade his ladies, oh Kibble Wizard save me

The hero of this story, fuck you pay me

Kitty Litter

Kibble Wizard

Kill The Bloodline

Magic Feline

Kitty Litter

Kibble Wizard

Kill The Bloodline

Magic Feline