miss misery

(Let's make out just to say that it's pre-) Heard all about you through a friend's friend Said "You were stuck up, but you have nice teeth" You barely show 'em 'cause your mouth says "Haven't worn my retainer in 300 weeks" Heard that your exes are all obsessed, and You don't go out without a book to read You barely talk unless you're impressed And your voice when you sing sounds just like Phoeb's So, if you spilled your drink on a brand-new couch Well, I'd take all of the blame And if you broke some vase with a priceless face I'd offer up to pay, though realistically, I'm broke And honestly would prefer That you just decide to pay for it yourself Would you stay with me, miss Misery? If you don't like to hold hands, we could never Don't even have to smile while we're together Would you stay with me, miss Misery? If you don't like to dance, then, I'll remember Don't even have to be friends for forever You said I'm runner-up for best dressed Got me blushing so hard that I forgot to speak You looked away to just ignore the awkward silence Now I'm pretty damn sure that I'll be losing sleep But if you spilled your drink on a brand-new couch Well, I'd take all of the blame (Take all of the—) And if you broke some vase with a priceless face I'd offer up to pay, though seriously I actually am broke, so if I offer to pay, just say "No, thanks, you're way too sweet and also super attractive" Would you stay with me, miss Misery? If you don't like to hold hands, we could never Don't even have to smile while we're together Would you stay with me, miss Misery? If you don't like to dance, then, I'll remember Don't even have to be friends for forever 'Cause I like you and I don't like your friends Let's make out just to say that it's pretend Scream and shout 'til we get kicked out And we find another house, so we can do it all again I like you and I don't like your friends Let's make out just to say that it's pretend Scream and shout 'til we get kicked out And we find another house, so we can do it all again Just stay with me, miss Misery If you don't like to hold hands, we could never Don't even have to smile while we're together Would you stay with me, miss Misery? If you don't like to dance, then, I'll remember Don't even have to be friends for forever, miss Misery