Summers In Kentucky

Sneakin' out of my house, I was just sixteen

Met you in the dark down by the creek

We'd mess around until we got cold feet

Summers in Kentucky, they were hard to beat

Twenty five years later, our lives have changed

Meetin' girls on the road who are half my age

Sometimes, I think about the creek when I'm onstage

Summers in Kentucky, man, I miss that place

Used to press your pussy up against my mouth

Now you've had a couple kids and it's all stretched out

I'm startin' to think, well, we could figure it out

Summers in Kentucky, wanna be back now

If you ever feel like ditchin' your man

Grab your kids, hit the road with a country band

There's room for all y'all inside of my van

Let's start our lives all over again

Heard you gained a few, got saggy tits

But who am I say, 'cause I've aged like shit

That's why I think we'd be the perfect fit

Summers in Kentucky, man, I sure miss

I'd give up all the pussy and the young, shaved muff

Bring your flabby ass back, that would be enough

You and I both are lookin' pretty rough

Since the summers in Kentucky, man, I miss that stuff