Broadway

The bride to be peed publicly so they booked her

Read her miranda rights in Miranda Lambert’s bar

Bachelorettes smoking Marlboro Reds on a

Pedal tavern getting drunk as they can get

Find a stripper pole on the back of a John Deere Trailer

They may be dancing now but they’ll be throwing up later

The homeless need money for hookers

And I need money for beer

They sing “Crazy“ on the bar at Tootsies

The Opry stars still sneak in here

bottoms up now chug down pass another bottle round, half past passed out

bottoms up now chug down pass another bottle round, half past passed out

It’s worth that 40 hour minimum wage

Its just another payday… Friday…. Broadway

The wanna be cowboys singing karaoke at Wannabes

And evidentially Dierks Bentley don’t sing at Whiskey Row

Who knew that a place called Nudies

Not a single naked person kinda threw me

Kid Rock got kicked off the stage at his own bar

And Porter had howdy on the back of his guitar

The homeless need money for hookers

And I need money for beer

They sing “Crazy“ on the bar at Tootsies

The Opry stars still sneak in here

bottoms up now chug down pass another bottle round, half past passed out

bottoms up now chug down pass another bottle round, half past passed out

It’s worth that 40 hour minimum wage

It\'s just another payday… Friday…. Broadway

Holler and swaller, tip the band $100

Tin Roof, Whiskey Bent, Roberts, Rippy\'s, and then Ole Reds

The homeless need money for hookers

And I need money for beer

They sing “Crazy“ on the bar at Tootsies

The Opry stars still sneak in here

bottoms up now chug down pass another bottle round, half past passed out

bottoms up now chug down pass another bottle round, half past passed out

It’s worth that 40 hour minimum wage

It\'s just another payday… Friday…. Broadway