Nice Girls Don't Stay for Breakfast

Nice girls don't stay for breakfast

That's what they all say

From New York to Rome

Emily Post would surely say to her host

I've dug the evening the most

But please take me home

Nice girls don't stay for breakfast

And I'm a nice girl

You know that I am

If you're impressed

With these words I professed

I have just one small request

Pass the jam

Please pass the jam

Pass the jam