When The Bald Man Cries (End Credits)

Oh, I came across a lovely lass

Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o

A farmer's daughter with some sass

Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o

Oh, I begged her to let me spend the night

She answered, "No," so I wandered home

That's when my bald man cried

When you're patting the bunny

Or flickin' the bean

Or strummin' the old clamjo

When they can't keep up

Just touch your stuff

Don't make his bald man cry

When you're burpin' the worm

Or butterin' your muffin

Or spankin' the monkey

Or in a ménage à moi

When your meat's in heat

And you need release

That's when you need to

Grip it

Whip it

And make the bald man cry