Raccoon Platoon (feat. Anchorsmashed)

I stumbled out one summer night

Into the moonlight

But then the flora started humming

Garbage bins with muck are bubbling

I saw a raccoon on the grass

His glare so rare yet swayed with mass

I grab my shotgun to blast him off my lawn

In the bone chunks raining down

Now splattered he is on the ground

But I wish I was back in my dream

For like a nineties horror scene

Blazing out from the trees and bushes

God deaf to my pleas

A racoon armada now swarmed around my legs

They tore their way into my home

A thousand maws dripping with foam

Anaemic, collapsing on the floor I yelled

"Come on! Who wants some more?"

Claws stuck into my chest

Out of my mouth, came my intestines

Now they're tying it around my neck

Racoon Platoon, yeah they're coming for you too

On this summer day, you will pass away

Racoon Platoon, yeah they're coming for you too

On this summer day, you will pass away

Now from this what did we learn?

Let mother nature have her turn

And let all her critters live inside her world