If I had a golden smile
If I had a golden smile
I'd put it on my face darling
Every time you came around
But I don't have a golden smile
So it don't matter anyhow.
If I had a heart of stone
If I had a heart of stone
Ventricles of granite
Pumping gravels thru my veins
I don't have a heart of stone
So it don't matter anyways.
If I had a dollar bill
If I had 10 dollar bills
I'd spend it all on you darling
Every last burnt red cent
My money has been spent
I don't have a dollar bill.
If I had a soul to sell
If I had a soul to sell
I'd put a sign up in my window
That says 'Buy one get one free'
Then I'd sell em your soul too
So you'd always be with me
