Dating App Algorithm Blues

How many trips around the sun

Until I finally find the one

The one that’ll make me an honest man of me

A girl that’ll stick beside me

As if she was made of glue

Instead I’m stuck here with these

Dating app algorithm blues

Yeah there’s an app inside my phone

Shows me who I could bone

A thousand women in the palm of my hand

Countless names and countless faces

I wish I only knew

How to sift through all these

Dating app algorithm blues

You see,

Shelby she’s a teacher

Rachel’s quite a creature

Christina’s never heard of John Prine

Well there are matches made in Heaven

But they’re far between and few

Lost inside these

Dating app algorithm blues

Swiping left and swiping right

I don’t wanna swipe all night

Waiting for the woman of my dreams

All my friends are getting hitched

I’m afraid of getting bait ’n switched

By a pretty girl behind my phone screen

[yodel]

Plenty fish out in the sea

But that’s the problem, don’t you see?

Surely there is more than what meets the eye

Cause there are people behind the pictures

But I haven’t got a clue

How to look past all these

Dating App algorithm blues

Now I’m sat down at a bar

Feeling distant, feeling far

When an angel came and sat by my side

Well she looked me and asked me,

She said “How do you do?”

Oh honey

Please save me from these

Dating app algorithm blues