Wake up in a panic and you're at the door again

It's silly just to wait around for your workday to end

I know that you're exhausted, you don't have the energy

To come home from a long day and fulfill all of my needs

Don't wanna tell you what I want

Because I just want you to know

So if I can't get your attention

Then I'll wait for you to go

Cause I've got a date with my bedside table

He doesn't talk back and he's always able

To do what you won't and assess my needs

When I open that door, he shakes me to my core

So you won't have to deal with me later

And you can thank my

Vibrations have been off ever since you came back home

Getting used to how it felt when you were gone

Normally I'd be lonely and would start to crave your touch

Never thought that I'd be satisfied so much

Well I still love you babe, don't get me wrong

But something about last night

Didn't have to talk, just heard that humming buzz

With no risk of a fight, that's why

Cause I've got a date with my bedside table

He doesn't talk back and he's always able

To do what you won't and assess my needs

When I open that door, he shakes me to my core

So you won't have to deal with me later

And you can thank my

All my life I've played pretend ever again

Just to feign a happy ending

But tonight will be different

Cause after two minutes

I ain't gonna hear him say

Babe, I'm finished

Cause I got a date with my bedside table

He doesn't talk back and he's always able

To do what you won't and assess my needs

So if you get home early, sorry for what you'll see

But my hormones have been so unstable

Now I'm all set, boy you can bet it's thanks to my

Bedside table