Love, ain't it grand? A kiss on the cheek and a touch of the hand

But when it comes to practicalities, I want my lover to pee for me

What's that you say? How could it be so

Listen closely and you'll see it's what you've been waiting for

Pass me your bladder and I'll pee for you. That's what love's about, it's the least I can do

Roll on over baby, sleep on through. Pass me your bladder and I'll pee for you

Nighty night, sweet dreams. Eyelids getting heavy but you gotta go pee

No worries, bring it in. Bladder removal for the win

Pass me your bladder and I'll pee for you. That's what love's about, it's the least I can do

Roll on over baby, sleep on through. Pass me your bladder and I'll pee for you

Peel back the layers of your abdomen. Push the fat and muscle aside

I can see your pancreas, your liver too. Wanna vent your spleen, I can wash it clean

Pass me your bladder and I'll pee for you. That's what love's about, it's the least I can do

Roll on over baby, sleep on through. Pass me your bladder and I'll pee for you

Pass me your bladder and I'll pee for you. That's what love's about, it's the least I can do

Roll on over baby, sleep on through. Pass me your bladder and I'll pee for you