FUNeral

Show up at a funeral and beat your dead grandma's ass

(No! No! Not granny!) (Take that, grandma!)

I got one fist in her fanny

Tongue cherry stem tying a knot in her panties

Now, Bill, why would you do that to the elderly?

You're right, I should, uh, respect my elders, Lee

Nah, for real, though, you know what I mean

Before I said peace, I flicked her bean

I jam chattering teeth inside of your corpse

Stash two dead bodies inside of a horse

Costumed front room at your local parlor

I'm doing keg stands in the parking lot, I'm going harder

Than the loss that your family's taking

Making out with grieving widows, and they won't stop shaking

Bro, this funeral gets a five-star rating

So chill, and the food's banging, there's no complaining

It might seem unusual (It might seem unusual)

We put the fun in funeral (We put the fun in funeral)

The end's abrupt, so fill your cup

Celebrate, let's go, 'cause you're dead as fuck

It might seem unusual

We put the fun in funeral

So I RSVPed ASAP to the funeral

Kickin' back front row, your wife is lookin' beautiful

Finna shoot my shot, let's go, it's what she would've wanted

So I'm stuffin' that muffin like I'm just frontin' like I'm checkin' coats

It's time to pour another for the homies passed

Only cats that's underground that's livin' in a broken past

The fun is never endin' when the tux is black

It's time to pour another for the homies passed and throw it back

Welcome to my funeral, this motherfucker bussin'

There won't be no fuckin', but thanks for comin' (Get it?)

Ain't no eulogy, we skippin' all of that shit

I want a fat chick dancin' on my casket (Oh yeah)

I know I'm dead, and it's probably all the same

But y'all better do the wave like a baseball game (At least once)

By the way, they buried me nude

But the joke's on you, my coffin's see-through (That's my dick)

Wearing a purple suit, pockets full of confetti, I'm ready

Pull up lookin' sharper than the bloody machete

That brought us here today, it's weird to say

But he was lame as fuck while he was alive, that really ain't appear to change

Let's spruce this bitch up 'cause the mood here sucks

I brought a double deuce and plus I'm super zooted as fuck

So you can either do a line, we can loosen you up

Or I can plant one in your mind, join your buddy soon enough

Ah!

Ah! God damn it, Bill, you fuckin' asshole

Ha ha ha ha ha!