One Of The Boys

It's the pat on the arse when you join the club

It's a champagne pint in the backroom at the pub

It's the First World War, when they shut that door

Not a footstep more cos you've gotta be one of the boys

It's the arm and the leg for the tailored suit

But the money ain't a worry when your family's of such repute

One of the boys!

Just give em a reason

And there's an opening for anybody who learned latin at Eton

Or if they saw em in the hall at boarding school

Just give em a reason

And they'll be playing out their silly games with all our tax and toys

Cos you gotta be one of the boys

Mother said that's a lot for the membership

But the money ain't a worry when your father's a tory whip

Oh it must feel sad to be Grenfell clad

But do not feel bad cos you've gotta be one of the boys

One of the boys!

Just give em a reason

And there's an opening for anybody who learned Latin at Eton

Or if they saw em in the hall at boarding school

So won't you raise a glass with me

To secrets and societies, to loyalty and lies

I can't hate a guy just helping out his mate

I think I even might relate

But I can't do that cos I gotta be one of the boys

One of the boys!

Just give em a reason

And there's an opening for anybody who learned Latin at Eton

Or if they saw em in the hall at boarding school

Woah-oh-oh

One of the boys!

Woah-oh-oh

One of the boys!

Woah-oh-oh

And you can't do that cos you gotta be one of the boys!