Dear Winter

Dear Winter, I hope you like your name

I hope they don't make fun of you

When you grow up and go to school, okay?

'Cause Winter is a bad-ass name

Dear Winter, I hope you talk to girls

Or boys or anyone you like

I just hope you don't stay in every night

'Cause I wish I was out tonight

It really doesn't seem like there's anyone for me

But dear Winter, I hope you like your name

I'm hoping that someday, I can meet you on this Earth

But shit, I gotta meet your mom first

Dear Winter, I hope you like this song

And even when you're thirteen

And you scream at me for parenting you wrong

I hope it's still a bad-ass song

It really doesn't seem like there's anyone for me

But dear Winter, I hope you like your name

You know I cannot wait to teach you how to curse

But shit, I gotta meet your mom first

Dear Winter, don't move too far away

And please don't say I'm hovering

When I text you to ask about your day

I wanna hear about your day

Will we still hang out and talk when I'm no longer in charge?

Oh, dear Winter, I hope you like your name

I hope you let me take a shot with you on your 21st

But shit, you gotta ask your mom first

Dear Winter, I'm looking for your mom

I gotta find a girl that doesn't mind that I'm inside my head a lot

Winter, it won't be too long

First, I just gotta find your mom