I'm JK

Went to college and got my degree

(I'm just kidding I'm just kidding)

Went to the store and bought 6 Ferraris

(I'm just kidding I'm just kidding)

I performed the top of my class

(I'm just kidding I'm just kidding)

Bought a whole house made of crystal glass

(I'm just kidding I'm just kidding)

I'm gonna move my family out to Orange County

(I'm just kidding I'm just kidding)

I'm gonna run for district attorney

(I'm just kidding I'm just kidding)

My family and I will be bright shiny and red

(I'm just kidding I'm just kidding)

Golden silk sheets line all of our beds

(I'm just kidding I'm just kidding)

Why does everyone laugh when I say that

I'm not even kidding when I say I'm kidding

I'm gonna take a bag of puppies and drown em in the LA river

Please don't call the cops on me